June 2011
100 posts
“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via yearslater)
business venture
synecdoche:
i decided to start a dog walking business in NYC where i dress like a slut while walking dogs and i really think this is the best idea i’ve ever had today.
ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES.
mynameislao:
FISHBALL CART:
CEILING INSTALLATION COMPANY:
RESTAURANT:
CHICKEN RESTAURANTS:
FOOD STALL IN THE MARKET:
NOODLE/SOUP RESTAURANT:
BAKERIES:
BURGER STORE:
BARBERSHOPS:
PRINTING SHOP:
AUTO REPAIR SHOP:
SARI-SARI STORES:
my people
Helping small cocks grow since 1908.
classybroad:
Best spam subject line ever.
I like to imagine an old-timey snake-oil merchant shouting this tagline in a town square. Or to see this shouted by a 1920s newsboy. Or to see this announced during a WWII newsreel.
“The dog on the homepage isn’t sexy enough. Find me a sexy dog.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Stop waiting for others to think you're great and...
